Since there's a big writers' strike going on, and the late night shows are in jeopardy, I'd like to submit some of my boys' finer material for consideration. Jay, Dave, Conan - you know where to reach us if you want some of this comedy gold for your monologue!
Q: What do cannibals eat at parties?
A: finger food
Q: Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
A: So he wouldn't fall in the hot cocoa
Q: What do you get when you cross Star Wars and road construction?
A: R2Detour
Then there's always the Chuck Norris jokes:
A lot of kids wear Superman pajamas... Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Most kids check their closet for the boogie man... The boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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