early to bed + early to rise = healthy, wealthy, and wise
Unfortunately, I forgot a few other key equations. Like...
early to rise - early to bed = sleep deprivation
And...
sleep deprivation + PMS = total meltdown
Therefore...
early to rise + momof3gr8kids = What the *#%@ was I thinking?
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Lack of sleep + early mornings in my world = molitov cocktail moments with any poor innocent who is a repeat offender. Speaking of offenders, I just read your Rules of Engagement post and discovered that the offender was FEmale. Shall I just say, "Bless her heart, her momma must've forgotten to give her the social graces gene," or "Bless her heart, it must be terribly difficult to be such a nimrod?"
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