Guess what... It's December 1st. That means NaBloPoMo is officially over. I don't have to post today! No matter what anyone says, no matter what anyone does, I absolutely positively refuse to post. I will make my presence known in the world by my lack of posting. I am the ruler of my life, and I will not post today under any circumstance.
What? This? Oh yeah, I guess it is, huh? Darn it!
*whispers* Just pretend I wasn't here, okay?